And Welcome to “Redneck Ramblins”. I’ll be yer host in this little corner of Cosmic enlightenment, my name is McGraw and you could call me somewhat of an expert on ole Tex there. Now yer probably wonderin to yerself whats the big deal about that ole’ redneck big bug? lets just say looks can be decievin’. To most Tex is just a Story, a tall tale figure to spin yarns about around a campfire. But to some he’s a regular life changin’ experience. Just know this, Tin Star Tex has saved the world…Hell, the entire universe more times than you can count stars in the sky. So stick around fer a spell. I’ll give ya the whole story of Tex accordin’ to Hoyle.